Friday 25 August 2017

Has 'The Disease of Kings' Destroyed Little Kim's Fragile Mind?


It’s easy to dismiss Kim Jong-un as a chubby clown with a silly haircut but beneath those puffy features and beady eyes is a steel-trap mind and a ruthless will which could unleash great terror on the world if his ferociously fickle hand were to remain unchecked.

Fortunately for the free world Donald Trump is willing to get right in little Kim’s face and bellow belligerently about how they’ll be a great reckoning if the tubby little tyrant starts throwing his weight around on he world stage.

And so for now at least we have a peace with the ‘Dear Leader’ and North Korea. Yet for how long? All the evidence indicates that plucky Kim is suffering from what is historically renowned as the disease of kings, or as it’s more commonly known, gout.

Gout is a particular painful condition and can drive a man crazy with agony.

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Is Tom Cruise Hollywood's last great thespian stunt.............man!




There’s a lot of things you can call Tom Cruise. Thespian, scientologist, an impish rogue, a maverick, a little man with a towering personality. Yet there’s one cap that just doesn’t fit the diminutive Hollywood heavyweight and that’s the one worn by cowardly yellow-belly actors who are too darn pampered and precious to get their hands dirty and do their own stunts.

Cruise has always made it a point of pride to preform almost all of his own stunts throughout his glittering career. He’s the action man’s action man.

In a world where health and safety regulations have become a religion and where going out on a limb is just as scary as breaking one, Cruise leads the charge when it comes to putting your body on the line for something which is as pure as the driven snow and gets your heart beating like a Keith Moon drum solo – a good old fashioned adrenaline rush.

It’s all too easy to forget in these end times of bovine vacuousness and vicarious existence that human-beings were designed to move around a lot. We were meant to skip, hop, dance, run, jump and in some cases throw ourselves out of planes and hurtle through the skies, not sit on a sofa and drown in a tsunami of saturated fat and artificial preservatives.

As The Doors’ legendary frontman Jim Morrison once said, “We are content with the ‘given’ in sensation’s quest. We have been metamorphised from a mad body dancing on hillsides to a pair of eyes staring in the dark.”

Not our Tom however. In a world increasingly withered, worn and tied up with the tyranny of the cautious, Mr Cruise is thundering down the highway to hell and going all out to keep it real.

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Would you consider your partner a cheat if they had sex with a robot?



Picture the scene. You return home early from a hard day at the office. You park the car and walk through the door looking forward to spending some quality time with your significant other. You creep through the door and get an eyeful of something which stalks your most jealous nightmares; your partner locked in a steamy clinch with a complete stranger.

“God no!” You cry. “How could you do this to me you treacherous toad!” Your partner dimly looks up from their passionate embrace and snaps, “Relax honey. I’m not having sex with a real person it’s just a robot.”

“Phew! That’s a relief,” you sigh. And then leave the room to open a bottle of wine and put some romantic tunes on while your partner finishes getting frisky with the hardware.

Admittedly, it’s an unlikely scenario, but according to experts, it’s one which is to become extremely common in the near future as sex robots become the next must-have gadget.

Here’s the thing. Would sex with a robot be considered cheating or would we just dismiss it as nothing to get hot under the collar about?

According to a survey in the UK, 40 percent of Britons wouldn’t regard sex with a robot as cheating.

Apparently, one in three Brits would entertain a little bump and grind with a robot. And nearly half of those surveyed believe we’ll be having relationships with robots instead of humans by 2050. Meanwhile, only 30 percent of those asked admitted they would be ‘horrified’ if one of their buddies decided to get intimate with a robot.

The survey comes just after a Barcelona firm that manufactures sex dolls announced its intentions to open a sex doll brothel in the UK.

Sex specialist Trudy Barber told the Daily Mail, “It comes as no great surprise that sex brothels are developing. It is an easy way of monetizing sex without major overhead costs, and changes the role of the pimp or brothel madam to more of a sex entertainment technologist.”

According to experts, Sexbots will take a place of pride in wealthy households as soon as 2025. And they predict that at some point in the future, more and more of us will be making love to a soulless machine. Beep! Beep!

Thursday 13 July 2017

Taxi For Robert De Niro: The ‘Raging Bull’s’ Best Performances






Robert De Niro may have fallen foul of the law of diminishing returns in recent times but when he’s good, he’s insanely good. Here’s 12 powerhouse performances from the maestro.

What can you possibly say about Robert De Niro? He’s our greatest living actor? He’s an actor’s actor? He’s an outstanding actor who at one time owned the game and changed the rules? Well you can say all three, but love him or worship him it’s safe to say that from the most obsessive movie buff to the casual cinema goer, there’s not many film fans who have not been blown away by one of Robert De Niro’s trademark powerhouse performances.

De Niro has featured in over 90 films and although there’s been a fair few duds in amongst the mercurial magic, who but only the hard of heart and devoid of wonder has not had their senses electrified and their imaginations captivated by the boarding intensity, compelling majesty,  gripping authenticity, and elusive charisma that De Niro brings to bear on his most memorable creations. You want realism? You got it! Here’s some of the Raging Bull’s finest.

Deer Hunter (1978) 



They don’t make films which possess the sense of stillness and quiet quality of Michael Cimino’s The Deer Hunter any more, which is just as well because they no longer make many actors who can hold the viewer’s attention in the same way as De Niro does in this 1978 epic on war, friendship and loss.

De Niro plays steel worker Michael “Mike” Vronsky like a thunderstorm personified. Mike is the sort of uncompromising, no nonsense, and fiercely individualistic character who’s entire philosophy can be summed up in five words - “My way or the highway.” He’s a complex guy who is fiercely loyal to his friends and the things he loves. It’s these things which are torn apart, blown up, and shattered. as the Vietnam War decimates the ideals and securities the characters once took for granted.

As his friends are tortured, take refuge in insanity, or are killed,  De Niro’s character remains stoically defiant and keeps his head while all others are quite literally losing theirs. In the film’s legendary Russian Roulette scene, De Niro gives a tour de force without equal, as his character not only embraces the madness but becomes its master.

Raging Bull (1980) 



Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro have done a lot of great things together, but Raging Bull has to be their masterpiece. Physically changing his appearance from that of a fighting fit Greek God into a beer guzzling couch potato is impressive in its own right, but it’s De Niro’s complete immersion into the psyche of an emotionally conflicted, uncompromising, and fiercely masculine fighter that makes his portrayal of Jake LaMotta as intimidating as an atomic bomb.

Strutting from show-stopping scene to scene, De Niro is at his most venom spitting, artery busting, frothing at the mouth best as the boxer who fought so well in the ring because he was fighting the rest of the world outside of the ropes every second of every day.

De Niro captures the very essence of a mentally unstable killing machine, and you can almost cut the approaching tsunami of terror with a knife during the scene where Jake asks his bother Joey (Joe Pesci) “Did you fuck my wife?”

Mean Streets (1973)



Just starting out and keen to build on the name he had made for himself in Bang the Drum Slowly, De Niro obviously relished played the youthfully exuberant, volatile and fearless John “Johnny Boy” Civello  in Scorsese’s Mean Streets.  Johnny Boy is as hungry as a Great White and as unpredictable as a storm, and De Niro channels a particular brand of wide-eyed, manically grinning chaos to give Mean Streets its star turn.

When Iggy Pop sung in the Stooges classic ‘Search and Destroy’, “I’m a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm, I’m a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb, I am a world's forgotten boy, the one who searches and destroys,” it’s almost the perfect description of the leather-jacketed, wisecracking, tragic clown that is Johnny Boy.

You get the sense that De Niro definitely knew characters like Johnny Boy when he was growing up on the streets of Little Italy, and as such was able to create the right amount of pathos in a character who isn’t afraid of the law, the Mafia, or dying, and who instinctively knows he’s going to hell in an handcart before the final curtains fall.

This Boy’s Life (1993)



Putting a psychotic De Niro in a Boy Scout’s uniform and casting him as the archetypical stepdad from hell is the stuff of nightmares, and in Michael Caton-Jones This Boy’s Life, De Niro plays the seemingly respectable but downright deranged and sadistic Dwight Hansen with an edge so sharp  you could cut angel’s wings on it.

When Tobias Wolf (Leonardo DiCaprio) first meets Dwight, he seem like a nice guy and a regular laugh a minute. It’s all just a flimsy facade though. After Dwight gets Toby’s mother safely where he want her, under his roof, he begins to treat young Tobias with a resentment bordering on the psychotic.

For three long years, Dwight rules the roost with an iron rod and torments his family with his aggressive behavior and terrible saxophone playing. Things come to a head over a jar of mustard, which turns De Niro into the sort of raging lunatic you just wouldn’t want to encounter when the moon is full.

Once Upon A Time In America (1984) 



A good actor is capable of expressing a few script pages worth of dialogue through their eyes and facial expressions alone, and in Sergio Leone’s Once Upon A Time In America, De Niro does just that.

For a film which essentially documents the passage of time and the ravages it inflicts upon our friendships, dreams, ambitions, and ideals, you need an actor who is capable of expressing a certain world weariness and able to portray a person burdened with a lifetime of regret. De Niro’s performance in Once Upon A Time In America is understated, smoldering, resigned and completely compelling.

De Niro plays the opium addicted gangster Noodles looking back in a world weary fashion on a lifetime of broken promises and failed friendships. The film’s non-chronological order gives it a dreamlike quality and De Niro’s performance has all the elusive and magical quality of smoke and mirrors.

Untouchables (1987)



De Niro has always been a go to actor when it comes to directors looking for a convincing gangster, but in Brian De Palma’s The Untouchables, he plays the most famous gangster of them all, Al Capone.

If there’s one criticism of The Untouchables, it’s that De Niro just doesn’t get enough screen time, because when he does, he’s simply electric in all his repellant and imperious villainy. Slug like and oozing corruption from his every pore De Niro’s Capone is evil to the core and as deadly as a nest of vipers on a bad day. Eliot Ness (Kevin Costner) may radiate a glow of righteousness and incorruptibility but it’s Capone’s darkness and wicked web of shadows which hypnotizes the viewer.

Cool as ice and simmering with rage at the same time, De Niro’s Capone is a walking hot-bed of mental disorders forever in danger of escalating into an extinction level event. The scene where Capone beats one of his men to death with a baseball bat at a dinner party is not one you’ll forget in a hurry.

Cape Fear (1991)



In Scorsese’s remake of Cape Fear, there are certain scenes where De Niro plays Max Cady with all the charm, eloquence and charisma of a southern gentleman from another time and another place. Which makes his metamorphosis into a deranged deviant within the blink of a lazy eye all the more compelling.

When Cady snarls lines such as, “ I'm Virgil and I'm guiding you through the gates of Hell. We are now in the Ninth Circle, the Circle of Traitors. Traitors to country! Traitors to fellow man! Traitors to God! You, sir, are charged with betraying the principles of all three!” You just know the sentries at the gates of reason have downed their weapons and left town.

Max Cady is probably the most damaged charter De Niro has ever played, and he’s played a few. Cady’s a product of his environment, and that environment is called Hell. There’s no understanding, no forgiveness, and no redemption for a character like Cady, his rage is blind, complete, and unrelenting. De Niro has never appeared meaner.

Meet The Parents (2000)



Not so long ago, you wouldn’t have put quirky comedy and Robert De Niro in the same universe let alone the same film, but ‘Mr Intense’ may not exactly play it for laughs in Jay Roach’s Meet The Parents, but his uptight and eccentric mannerisms are the perfect foil for a funny guy like Ben Stiller to bounce off.

Playing Jack Byrnes, De Niro is the protective dad of Gaylord Focker’s (Stiller) fiancĂ©. Needless to say, Byrnes doesn’t like the hapless Focker and definitely doesn’t want such a geeky guy marrying his princess. Byrnes is not only deeply conservative and set in his ways, he’s also a retired CIA counterintelligence officer and distrusts Gaylord with a paranoia bordering on mania.

De Niro makes the role work because he gently mocks the intensity and intimidating presence he has become renowned for, and also because Meet The Parents is a very funny film

Casino (1995) 



De Niro was so good as James “Jimmy The Gent” Conway in The Goodfellas, it was only fair that Scorsese provided his old mate with a mob epic of his own - Casino.

The eighth collaboration between the two cinematic comrades, saw De Niro playing casino boss Sam “Ace” Rothstein, and from the opening scene, when Ace gets blown up, Casino is a helper skelter of a movie. De Niro’s performance is more Machiavellian than monstrous but he gives a fine account of a man trying to keep his cool under immense pressure and the additional burden of the actions of his deeply psychopathic friend Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci).

In Casino, De Niro gives one of his most restrained performances and in Ace, De Niro creates a likable character whose winning combination of heart, cynicism, and street smarts allows him to hang out with the regular guys and mix it with the hoodlums.

King of Comedy (1983)



De Niro is one of the most famous people on the planet, so it’s ironic that one of his most memorable performances is as Rupert Pupkin, a character who’s neurotic appetite for fame at any cost is alive, well, and more psychotic than ever before in today’s celebrity crazed culture.

In King of Comedy the humor is more subversive than Meet The Parents, and the jokes a lot darker, but that’s probably because Pupkin is a dysfunctional desperado for who kidnap is just a means of getting what he wants above anything else - fame, fame, fatal fame.

Governed by the mantra that it’s “Better to be king for a night, than schmuck for a lifetime.”Pupkin is a walking time bomb of insecurities and melodramatic mediocrity. He’s a fantasist who believes, like so many others, that world wide renown and universal acclaim are his for the taking. When it’s not forthcoming he doesn’t so much hold fortune to ransom but a famous figure in the shape of comedian and talk show host Jerry Langford (Jerry Lewis).

In King of Comedy De Niro walks the tightrope between borderline personality disorder and complete howling at the moon lunacy to make Pupkin a unhinged and creepy character who will haunt your thoughts long after the film ends.


Godfather 2 (1974)



Playing a younger version of a role that Marlon Brandon made his own in The Godfather, De Niro doesn’t disappoint, in fact he soars like a eagle and give an extra dimension to the legendary charter that is Vito Corleone.

Looking the very essence of Sicilian menace, De Niro brings a vulnerability and measured savagery to the role of Vito. He’s a family man but he’s also a killer, and will do what it takes to get to where he wants to go. He also bears a grudge and you cross him at his peril as his father’s murderer, Don Ciccio (Guiseppe Sillato) finds out to his cost.

Vito is strictly old school and De Niro brings the dilemma of a man trying to balance the reality of violence and the ideal of  honor to the table. Vito wants to lead the good life but to do that to a certain degree he must do bad things, very bad things. It’s a contradiction that De Niro pulls of with aplomb.


Taxi Driver (1976) 



In popular culture, you can count on one hand the outsider and loner figures who have reached an almost iconic status. At the head of the pack would be Haulden Caulfield, and his fellow General in the army of misfits would be the protagonist of Scorsese’s Taxi Driver, Travis Bickle.

Taxi Driver is at heart a deeply apocalyptic film and De Niro’s performance is worthy of any apocalypse. Travis is a man born out of time in a world gone wrong. His attempts to understand the horror and corruption which surrounds him, and cut it as a regular guy result in a dispiriting series of encounters as Travis slowly loses his mind and finally reconciles himself to the fact that “There’s no escape,” he’s “God’s lonely man.”

Taxi Driver’s “You talking to me”, scene has been much parodied in cinema and there’s a reason for that. It’s genuinely chilling and one of the finest portrayal’s of a a man’s slow descent into the abyss ever documented on camera.

De Niro has never created a stranger, more striking, or genuinely intriguing character than Travis Bickle, he is a man who walks his own path, does his own thing, and chooses to stand up “against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit,” because it’s the only choice he can make to stop himself becoming a part of the horror he despises.


Now if that list of classic De Niro performances didn’t cause your boat to rock and your soul to soar, then climb on board and tell the Captain what films featuring the world’s greatest living actor do.




Thursday 6 October 2016

Bono Urges America To Turn Its Back On Donald Trump



If you happen to meet one of America’s “wise people of conscience” anytime soon, tell them not to vote for Donald Trump, because Bono said so.

Renowned for his big mouth and even bigger bank balance, U2 frontman Bono has often tried to save the world from the myriad evils of modern life, but can he save it from Trump?

For years, the simple lad from Dublin has tirelessly and for the most part thanklessly helped to make the world a brighter and better place by giving away free albums that no-one really wanted and taking advantage of a worldwide stage to lecture people who have paid extortionate prices for a U2 ticket on how they were not doing enough to eradicate global poverty.

Celebrities, hey! They’ve got hearts of gold and banks full of it.

The world, as everyone knows, can often be a cruel, uncaring, and terrible place, and when you’re a multi-millionaire with a lot of time on your hands to sail yachts, lounge around in villas, and charter private planes, it gives you time to reflect on the bigger things in life, such as Donald Trump.

Studying Trump, much like Yoda would a young Anakin Skywalker, Bono in his high wisdom has deemed the Trumpster as the “potentially worst idea that ever happened to America.”

Trump may have his failings, and admittedly, at times they’re enough to make Lucifer wince, but to describe the orange haired billionaire as having the potential to be the worst idea that ever happened to America, is a big claim.

Trump after all is a human being and has feelings, you know, Bono? What if someone was to describe U2 as potentially the worst idea that has ever happened to popular music?

Besides which, let’s get things in to perspective for one red hot minute here. The trail of tears in 1838, the Dred Scott decision of 1857, McCarthyism, and Vietnam were all pretty bad ideas that have left America reeling. It’s doubtful if Trump, even during a bad day at the office, could outdo any of the aforementioned.

Yet every self-righteous crusader on a white horse needs a hideously ugly enemy with a heart as hard and cold as the blackest of nights to do battle with, and in Trump, Bono has found his.

It’s easy to mock and deride Trump, ok it’s kind of fun too, but calling someone who’s an easy target names doesn’t make you a good person.

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Trump Or Clinton? Let Kate Middleton Decide!



On Kate Middleton’s recent tour of Canada, she was no doubt like the rest of the world fascinated by the political shenanigans going on in the U.S., but who would the Duchess of Cambridge vote for if she was fortunate enough to live in the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave — Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?

It’s a strange question, and one not normally poised outside the idle pondering of a career driven ne’er-do-well or borderline alcoholic, but considering nearly everyone on the planet has a preference when it comes to Trump or Clinton steering the good ship U.S. through the troubled waters ahead, it’s only natural that a deeply political creature such as Kate Middleton would have an outspoken view on who would be her candidate of choice.

Unlike Canada, which in theory still belongs to Queen Elizabeth, America is no longer a constitutional monarchy, so as such the British royal family do not have a vested interest in Donald or Hillary seizing the throne and claiming the crown.

But although both Clinton and Trump have little of what in old money they would term character, they are both considered, in this woefully superficial age, characters, and everyone has to make a decision between bad and worse when it comes to these two waffling potato heads who crave power like a junkie lusting after a needle dripping with turbo-charged juice.

So, let’s put our thinking caps on and try to guess who would float Kate’s boat when it come to casting her vote, and let the bloody bout between these two slightly obnoxious and nauseating personalities begin.

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The book of Jobs five years on





Five years ago this week, Apple’s guru, genius, and godhead, Steve Jobs, lost his battle with pancreatic cancer, but if technology’s most famous innovator was still alive, would he be happy with the way his company has changed the world and the way we live?

Even if you’re a die-hard Samsung fan — and there’s still a few of them out there — you cannot deny Steve Jobs’ legacy. If Bill Gates is the technology world’s version of Paul McCartney, then Jobs is definitely its John Lennon.

A born maverick with a strange charisma, a massive mythology now surrounds the man in the black turtleneck and ill-fitting jeans, who, according to Google Trends, still dominates online searches in a way Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and, of course, Gates can never hope to achieve.

Death has a habit of conveying immortality on those from the ranks of the great and good it takes at an early age. Yet even before he passed away, Jobs was viewed as a visionary across the world and was more famous than anyone in the world of tech hitherto thought possible for one of their own.

Maybe it had something to do with his early experimentation with LSD, something Jobs described as “one of the two or three most important things I have done in my life,” which endeared him to people from all generations.

Or maybe it was because the vegetarian who dabbled with Zen Buddhism was a college drop-out who proved raw talent and ambition beats qualifications and toeing the line every single time.

Or maybe it was just because his bizarre phobia of buttons paved the way for the arrival of the sleek, user-friendly, and buttonless iPhone, which was the beginning of the beginning.


Who knows?

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